You know what you have. I will tell you anyway: unvarnished, unfiltered, no consolation. And because a verdict without numbers is just talk, you get a grade, a title you will never shake off, and a chart that measures you in six categories. Right down to your paypig potential.

1. 1
   Choose a variant, pay. You decide who judges and how: as text, as voice or as video.
2. 2
   Link via e-mail, upload your picture. Once your payment is in, you get your personal link. Upload your picture there. Nobody else sees it.
3. 3
   Collect your verdict. Behind the same link your result is waiting: grade, title, radar in six categories, your verdict and your card as PDF. To hang on the wall, if you dare.

Personal · within 14 days

Lady Anja

I look at your picture myself. No algorithm, only my eyes, my words, my mood that day. As text, as voice or as video.

AI · in minutes

My AI. Trained on my tone, but without my compassion. It judges in minutes, day and night, and it never gets tired.

• AI · Text 30 €

  The verdict as text, in minutes. The entry point for the impatient.

• AI · Voice 65 €

  The same merciless verdict, spoken. Listen to it as often as you like.

• Personal · Text 40 €

  My eyes, my words. Within 14 days behind your link.

• Personal · Voice 80 €

  I record my verdict myself. You will never get my voice out of your head.

• Personal · Video 150 €

  The top tier. My verdict, my face, my full attention for your problem.

I delete your pictures 14 days after delivery. Your result stays behind your link for 30 days, then it is gone. With the AI variants your picture passes through an AI service in the USA. If you do not want that, choose a personal variant: only I see those. Details in the privacy policy.