Mini-C*ck Tax

The fact that you have a mini-c*ck is already pretty extremely bad in itself – the mockery and scorn of the female world is absolutely guaranteed for you, especially mine! Your whole life, you've been suffering under your congenital shortness in the groin area, and somehow it's manifested in you to the point where you now even need this humiliation to get horny? Or maybe you're one of the top losers who has next to nothing in his pants but talks big anyway? No matter how you deal with your problem (mini-c*ck), there's no getting around paying for your missing CM!

From now on, there's the mini-c*ck tax for you, calculated based on your "length"! The shorter your little guy is, the bigger the tax amount – so that at least once in your life, something really big comes out of your pants :) in this case, the bill out of your pocket.

If you don't know exactly how short and small your "best piece" is, now's the time to sit down and measure it precisely. To have any chance of getting a reasonably accurate result, make sure it's hard. That should give you the crucial size needed to measure the little stub at all.

Once you've measured correctly, select your matching shortness from the options provided and pay your personal mini-c*ck tax.

After paying, you're then allowed to out yourself: on the mini-c*ck-owner blog! Just leave a comment, mini-c*ck owner!