Small & Ugly D*ck Rating

You've simply had terrible luck and you're stuck with a tiny slave c*ck – and I'll hold that against you without mercy! I'll laugh at you, insult you, and take great delight in mocking your mini c*ck. I don't hold back either — expect unfiltered, cheeky talk about your painfully obvious disadvantage!

Nothing gets sugarcoated or filtered. Ruthlessly honest and direct.

Maybe your little slave d*ck isn't necessarily tiny, maybe it's just incredibly ugly, crooked, or you're a pathetic quick-shooter … there's nothing I couldn't find something to mock.

Depending on your preference, you can even choose how I deliver my verdict on your "best piece"!

D*ck rating as an individual PDF file
as a download in messenger
Cock Rating Card as PDF

D*ck rating as an individual audio file, approx. +/- 2 minutes
as a download
incl. Cock Rating Card as PDF

D*ck rating as an individual video, approx. +/- 2 minutes
as a download
incl. Cock Rating Card as PDF

After booking your personal Small & Ugly D*ck Rating, you'll send me at least one or two good pictures of yourself. That gives me a realistic impression of your "problem zone".

You'll get your D*ck rating within 2 weeks at the latest after I receive at least 1 picture from you, depending on when I find time. Feel free to send it by email or directly in messenger. Either way, tell me your order number.